The newsflash opened with the headline: "All conspiracy theories turned out to be true." The severe-faced anchorwoman, Ziporit Cohen, spoke --- as camera shots were changing in the background at hypnotising speed – close-up, medium-shot, close-up, long-shot, close-up, close-up, and again. The set where they staged the landing on the moon, American soldiers scraping the UFO in Rosewell, a CIA agent shaking hands with Osama Bin-Ladin.
Today’s guest was Professor Gotpaid, who went for a journey around the world to prove that it’s round. He started in California and headed east, parallel to the Mexican border, ‘til Florida, crossed the Atlantic ocean on a ferry to Lisbon, then hitchhiked to Moscow and caught the trans-sibirian, went down through Mongolia on a yak to Beijing where he took another ferry, he thought that after Japan he’ll get to Hawaii and then to Cali again, but in the middle of the Pacific ocean his boat bumped into a five-foot tall wire---- and behind it – nothing. The camera shot the fence, but was unable to shoot the nothing.
Tony didn’t believe a word coming out of her mouth. He got up of the --- chair, went into his trailer and doodled some thoughts on a piece of paper. Then he didn’t put the paper in the fridge, because he knew they weren’t looking. He only opened the fridge to finish yesterday’s Mac & Cheese, and his belly spilled off the tight white T-shirt as he was eating.
"Martha! Martha!" Tony called, but she didn’t hear him, so he had to carry himself all the way to the house.
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